i almost drown in a pool in montana, and although scary it was mostly interesting. not interesting like when charlie rose has a good guest on, but more interesting like doing lots of drugs in a friend's poorly lit unfurnished loft style apartment with sole light bulb dangling from it's cord and a nirvana poster thrown up haphazardly on the wall, top corner drooping, dog earred, and unfettered. still youre able to grab that mysterious beast, with the head of an ocelot and body of sugarglidder, by the tail and shake the secrets of the universe out of him. 
private eyes are watching yr soda pops.
wyoming by morning...
and pennsylvania by afternoon.
yeah... ive been to mordor
although the area itself was as lifeless as the already harvested fields, at least the people of eastern washington had a sense of humor.
we submitted this to the iowa chamber of commerce to become a new postcard distributed all through out the state at evry gas station, rest stop, malt shop and 4h meeting hall.they didnt print them.
because im not quite ready for real bondage yet
that just about sums it up.
